Bob Hairstyles: Ok, not really a question but thought everyone could use a good laugh.which is your favorite?

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -

%26gt;the last one is great!

%26gt;Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the

%26gt;words back... or that you could crawl into a hole?

%26gt;Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

%26gt;

%26gt;FIRST TESTIMONY:

%26gt;I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow

%26gt;and asked loudly,

%26gt;"How much do you charge for a shampoo and a ********?"

%26gt;I turned around and walked back out and never went back

%26gt;My husband didn't say a word...

%26gt;he knew better.

%26gt;

%26gt;SECOND TESTIMONY:

%26gt;I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.

%26gt;I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.

%26gt;After browsing for several minutes,

%26gt;I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at

%26gt;the

%26gt;store.

%26gt;He asked if he could help me.

%26gt;Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing

%26gt;with

%26gt;mens balls"

%26gt;

%26gt;THIRD TESTIMONY:

%26gt;My sister and I were at the mall and

%26gt;passed by a store that sold a

%26gt;variety of candy and nuts.

%26gt;As we were looking at the display case,

%26gt;the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.

%26gt;I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."

%26gt;My sister started to laugh hysterically.

%26gt;The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.

%26gt;To this day,

%26gt;my sister has never let me forget.

%26gt;

%26gt;FOURTH TESTIMONY:

%26gt;While in line at the bank one afternoon,

%26gt;my toddler decided to release

%26gt;some pent-up energy and ran amok.

%26gt;I was finally able to grab hold of

%26gt;her after receiving looks of disgust

%26gt;and annoyance from other patrons.

%26gt;I told her that if she did not start behaving

%26gt;"right now" she would be punished.

%26gt;To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as

%26gt;threatening,

%26gt;"If you don't let me go right now,

%26gt;I will tell Grandma that I saw you

%26gt;kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"

%26gt;The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.

%26gt;Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.

%26gt;I mustered up the last of my dignity and

%26gt;walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.

%26gt;The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams

%26gt;of

%26gt;laughter.

%26gt;

%26gt;FIFTH TESTIMONY:

%26gt;Have you ever ! asked your child a question too many times?

%26gt;My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and

%26gt;I

%26gt;was

%26gt;on him constantly.

%26gt;One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between

%26gt;errands

%26gt;It was very busy, with a full dining room.

%26gt;While enjoying my taco,

%26gt;I smelled something funny,

%26gt;so of course I checked

%26gt;my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.

%26gt;The realized that Danny

%26gt;had not asked to go potty in a while.

%26gt;I asked him if he needed to go,

%26gt;and he said "No".

%26gt;I kept thinking

%26gt;"Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any

%26gt;clothes

%26gt;with

%26gt;me."

%26gt;Then I said,

%26gt;"Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"

%26gt;"No," he replied.

%26gt;I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was

%26gt;getting worse.

%26gt;Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident ?

%26gt;This time

%26gt;he jumped up, yanked down his pants,

%26gt;bent over, spread his cheeks

%26gt;and yelled

%26gt;"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"

%26gt;While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,

%26gt;he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.

%26gt;An old couple made me feel better,

%26gt;thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

%26gt;

%26gt;LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:

%26gt;This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days

%26gt;and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,

%26gt;in the future, likely think before she speaks.

%26gt;What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!

%26gt;We had a female news anchor that,

%26gt;the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,

%26gt;turned to the weatherman and asked:

%26gt;"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"

%26gt;Not only did HE have to leave the set,

%26gt;but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

%26gt;

%26gt;Now, didn't that feel good?

%26gt;Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh

%26gt;and remember

%26gt;we all say things we don't really mean,

%26gt;so think before you speak