Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

Pleez compleet this paper, best ya can.

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Last name: ________________

First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue

[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo

[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann

[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee

[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen

[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

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Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

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Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Waitress

[_] Mechanic [_] Dirty Politician

[_] Hair Dresser [_] Un-employed

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Spouse's Name: __________________________

2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________

3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________

Lover's Name: __________________________

2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

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Relationship with spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt

[_] Brother [_] Uncle

[_] Mother [_] Father

[_] Son [_] Cousin

[_] Daughter [_] Pet

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Number of children living in household: ___

Number of children living in shed: ___

Number of children that are yours: ___

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Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________

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Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

If you obtained a higher education what was your

major?

[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade

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Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

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Vehicles you own and where you keep them:

___ Total number of vehicles you own

___ Number of vehicles that still crank

___ Number of vehicles in front yard

___ Number of vehicles in back yard

___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

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Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you

are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)

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Firearms you own and where you keep them:

____ truck

____ kitchen

____ bedroom

____ bathroom/outhouse

____ shed

____ pawnshop

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Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?

[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

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Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

[_] The National Enquirer

[_] The Globe

[_] TV Guide

[_] Soap Opera Digest

[_] Rifle and Shotgun

[_] Bassmasters

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___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

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How often do you bathe:

[_] Weekly

[_] Monthly

[_] Not Applicable

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How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___

Color of teeth:

[_] Yellow

[_] Brownish-Yellow

[_] Brown

[_] Black

[_] N/A

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Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

[_] Red-Man

[_] Skoal

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How far is your home from a paved road?

[_] 1 mile

[_] 2 miles

[_] don't know

Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

OH MY GOODNESS!!!

ROTFLMHineyO!!!!

%26amp; for the record I only live a quarter mile from the paved road!

:)

Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

its funny AND true or funny cuz its true up to you

Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

Very funny! That is so TRUE!!!!

Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

Heehee, like it!

Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

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Last name: _pimp-yo_______________

First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue

[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo

[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann

[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee

[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen

[_] Billy-Jack [X_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

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Age: _9+978+74+9___ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: [_]M [_X]F [_]None

Shoe Size: _15___ Left __18__ Right

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Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Waitress

[_] Mechanic [_] Dirty Politician

[_] Hair Dresser [_X] Un-employed

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Spouse's Name: _MY SISTER MARY JANE_________________________

2nd Spouse's Name: _____MY SISTERS KID MARY ANN_____________________

3rd Spouse's Name: _MY MOMMA_________________________

Lover's Name: FEE FEE__________________________

2nd Lover's Name: ____TOD______________________

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Relationship with spouse: [X_] Sister [_] Aunt

[_] Brother [_] Uncle

[_X] Mother [X_] Father

[_] Son [_] Cousin

[X_] Daughter [X_] Pet

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Number of children living in household: _14__

Number of children living in shed: 10___

Number of children that are yours: __?_

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Mother's Name: ____MRS.PIGGY___________________

Father's Name: _____???__________________

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Education: (1) 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

If you obtained a higher education what was your

major?

[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade

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Do you [_] own or [X_] rent your mobile home?

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Vehicles you own and where you keep them:

__0_ Total number of vehicles you own

_0__ Number of vehicles that still crank

__15_ Number of vehicles in front yard

_14__ Number of vehicles in back yard

_2345__ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

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Age you started drivin _4_____ (If over 10 are you

are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)

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Firearms you own and where you keep them:

____ truck

____ kitchen

____ bedroom

____ bathroom/outhouse

____ shed

____ pawnshop

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Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?

[X_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

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Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

[_] The National Enquirer

[_] The Globe

[_] TV Guide

[_] Soap Opera Digest

[_] Rifle and Shotgun

[X_] Bassmasters

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__4564_ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___4 Number of times you've seen Elvis

_695__ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

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How often do you bathe:

[_] Weekly

[_] Monthly

[X_] Not Applicable

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How many teeth in YOUR mouth? 1...2...??___

Color of teeth:

[X_] Yellow

[_X] Brownish-Yellow

[_X] Brown

[_X] Black

[X_] N/A

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Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

[_] Red-Man

[_X] Skoal

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How far is your home from a paved road?

[_] 1 mile

[_] 2 miles

[_X] don't know

Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

Ha ha ha.!!!

Another Brilliant one mate.!!!

10/10.!!!

Cheers for a good laugh Chris.!!

Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

hahahahahha!!! i loved that one!

More where that came from please!

Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

The question about bathing and spouse is hilarious!!! xD xD xD

PMSL!!! xD

Have a star! *

Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

LMAO!! did you fill one out????? lol

Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

Those are pretty funny.

Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

I'm a redneck anf find this funny and true!! lol

Rednecks driving application form now is this funny or true help?

LMFAO.......THIS IS GREAT!=)